Your Pants Quotes

116 Your Pants quotes by 96 unique authors

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand. He said, Excuse me ladies, just doing my… — Broken Soul
That funny moment when sneeze so hard it makes you fart and when people look at you funny, you look at your pants and make… — Evan Ceaser
I dont care if you think you have $wagg, just pull up your pants and walk faster. 8) — DUB$TEPPER
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers… — Sadie
Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your hips? — Rock Cowles
If you don't keep your pants on, who will? — Rock Cowles
Happiness in relationships is often a balancing act. You can't always just go after eye candy, follow your pants, or get tugged everywhere by your… — Rock Cowles
Can you imagine the Founding Fathers saying that the major source of authority in [your] life can make you drop your pants and urinate as… — Unknown Author
When you hug a friend its like peeing your pants,only you can feel the warmth — Kid Cudi
Farmer Johnson does a little dance. Creeks on the rise, roll up your pants. — Luke Bryan
Peeing your pants is the coolest. — Billy Madison
Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants! — Billy Madison
Liar, liar, your pants are on fire. You've got a nose as long as a telephone wire. I swear to tell the truth. Nothing but… — Lucky Dube
If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance a little? — Zapp Brannigan
Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about… — Chelsea Handler
Eh, yo Lyfe, she may take it better coming from a woman. See he'll tell you all kind of things to get in your pants,… — Lyfe Jennings
You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants. — Eric Cartman
Theres moree dick in your personality than there is in your pants. — Unknown Author
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can fell it — Becky
Friendship is like peeing your pants... Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth!! ;) — Unkown
Don't pull your pants before I go down. Don't turn away, this is my time. Don't make demands, I don't take none Just say a… — Lykke Li
You have more dick in your personality, than you do in your pants. — Unknown Author
You know your in love, when there is not a bulge in your pants everytime you see her. Then you know it's from your heart… — Jester
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. — Unknown Author
I've always applied the same attitude to things, an impulsive, instinctive reaction. It's hard to describe, but I often get a sense of absolute certainty… — Kate Winslet

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