Your Pants Quotes

116 quotes by 103 authors

She'll really tell me [what she thinks]. Like today I'm wearing brown suede pants, and she said, 'I don't like your pants.' But then she'll… — Katie Holmes
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants — Geraldo Rivera
Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front? — Thomas Hobbes
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. — Jerry Coleman
An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants. — Mel Gibson
It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on! — Stephen Coonts
If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. — Robert Breault
You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna whip you till… — Muhammad Ali
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. — Nick Offerman
I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day… — Zooey Deschanel
You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants. — Kurt Angle
The entirety of the world's knowledge is in your pants right now. — Jay Baer
Almost all of your life is lived by the seat of your pants, one unexpected event crashing into another, with no pattern or reason, and… — Ron Perlman
If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later. — Cody Lundin
The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time. — Chris Hadfield
The Musto Skiff combines the thrill of skiff performance with smooth control and well... it just blows your pants off! — Tom Jones
I'm always fully invested. It's a great feeling to be caught with your pants up. — Peter Lynch
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. — Navjot Singh Sidhu
No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants — Stephen King
If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and let your hostages laugh too, because come on… — Jack Handey

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