Your Pants Quotes

116 Your Pants quotes by 96 unique authors

The little fishing boat anchors right off the shore of Gili Meno. There are no docks here on this island. You have to roll up… — Elizabeth Gilbert
As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219 — Cassandra Clare
You put on such a brave front. But I know if I took another step toward you, you'd wet your pants." "With your blood." I… — Maria V. Snyder
The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny. — John Green
I feel a sense of responsibility," said Jordan. "And where is this feeling located? In your pants, perhaps? — Cassandra Clare
Nobody is ready for death. If you ask Joe Blow on the street, he aint gonna tell you he thinks he'll live forever. But when… — Cristina Garcia
And when you're alone there's a very good chance you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants There are some, down the… — Dr. Seuss
What have you stuffed in your pants, MacKeltar?" she demanded. "Nothing that wasn't God-given," he replied stiffly. Gwen stared. "There's no way that's part of… — Karen Marie Moning
She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army." "Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army." "That's SO not the point! — Richelle Mead
Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants. — Libba Bray
Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants. — Stephen King
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. — Diane Arbus
You are far less likely to soil your pants and cry for your mother if you’re prepared to defend yourself. — Veronica Roth
You going to try the rest of your gear on?" he asked on an exhale. "Or you want to whine about your pants a little… — J R Ward
Nice blouse, Sage,” Adrian told me, deadpan. “It really brings out the khaki in your pants. — Richelle Mead
According to Festus, our flying table, Buford, made it back safely while we were in Charleston, so those eagles didn't get him. Unfortunately, he lost… — Rick Riordan
Where are your pants, son? — Harper Lee
If you go to a party populated by the NPR crowd and you start talking about JonBenet Ramsey, people will look at you as if… — Bill James
Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all… — Bill Watterson
The fart is coming from....inside your pants — Nikhil Saluja
If a cute guy tells u your hot, and a fat girls says your ugly. who u gonna believe: the 1 that wants in your… — Superman
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. — Superman
That awkward moment when you walk to the bus stop forgetting your pants..... — Cuts And Scars
If you ever feel like you are invisible, take off your pants on a crowded bus or subway and people will notice you. — Prince Shawn
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. — Narenkumar

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