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- She'll really tell me [what she thinks]. Like today I'm wearing brown suede pants, and she said, 'I don't like your pants.'… — Katie Holmes
- Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants — Geraldo Rivera
- Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front? — Thomas Hobbes
- A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. — Jerry Coleman
- An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants. — Mel Gibson
- It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on! — Stephen Coonts
- If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. — Robert Breault
- You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna… — Muhammad Ali
- If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. — Nick Offerman
- I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend… — Zooey Deschanel
- You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants. — Kurt Angle
- The entirety of the world's knowledge is in your pants right now. — Jay Baer