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Dan Castellaneta has 51 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
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Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making…
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There is no strong beer, just weak men
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot…
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Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except…
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After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut…
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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing…
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I…
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I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.
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The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other…
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Behind all these men you have to do with, behind officers, and government, and people even, there is the country herself, your…
— Edward Everett Hale
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Every woman has a mother, and every woman will have an issue with that mother and things that mother did or didn't…
— Kate Winslet
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— Homer
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At one point, early on, some public figures even asked whether it 'made sense' to rebuild New Orleans. Would you let your…
— Tom Piazza
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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get…
— Dan Castellaneta
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A gentleman respects every women in his life. If you can't respect your own mother, forget about respecting your girlfriend.
— James Merrow
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There is no mother like your own mother.
— Vikrant Parsai
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Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
— Punkinhead Abhishek
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