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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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It's only when you grow up, and step back from him, or leave him for your own career and your own home-it's…
— Margaret Truman Daniel
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My theory on literature is an author who does not indulge in trashiness-writes about people you could introduce into your own home...he…
— Booth Tarkington
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And I know, that I know, that I know, we are about to see the greatest manifestations of God's presence ever! A…
— Benny Hinn
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Teach yourself and teach your families about the gift of the Holy Ghost and the Atonement of Jesus Christ. You will do…
— Boyd K. Packer
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You can begin to be great to-day in your own home, in your store or office, on the street, everywhere; you can…
— Wallace D. Wattles
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Owning your own home is America's unique recipe for avoiding revolution and promoting pseudo-equality at the same time. To keep citizens puttering…
— Florence King
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I want you to find the poor here, right in your own home first. And begin love there. Be that good news…
— Mother Teresa
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The outside world doesn't have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
— Bette Midler
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The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it.
— Dick Armey
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Imagine having journalists in your own home and not even covering the furniture with plastic sheets first.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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The most important job you'll ever have is in the walls of your own home.
— Jane Clayson Johnson
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You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home.
— Will Rogers
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