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You Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
- I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they're usually somebody's. You know, I'm not wearing Kmart.
- Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in…
- I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think…
- Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major…
- I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe we're all put on this planet…
- I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.
- People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
- In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it…
- Just go up to somebody on the street and say 'You're it!' and then run away.
- Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
- Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that…
- If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.
- I'd like to be more patient! I just want everything now. I've tried to meditate, but it's really hard for me to stay still. I'd…
- People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and necklaces and booties and things like that. And if you…
- I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That's a…
- I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's called marriage. I don't care if…
- The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime's Funniest Person in America. And that's a really…
- The only thing I really recommend, if you're starting out in stand-up is to not try to copy anybody else. You can be influenced by…
- I collect old portraits. They're all just interesting pictures of people, and you just kind of wonder who they were and what they were. There's…
- I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He's the mayor of some…
- I know that every time I list something that I am, I am potentially alienating a whole group of people. Publicists and managers will encourage…
- No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny -…
More You Quotes
- Dedicate yourself to the good you deserve and desire for yourself. Give yourself peace of mind. You deserve to be happy. You… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit… — Alexis Arguello
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide