Year Old Quotes

1036 Year Old quotes by 850 unique authors

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. — Bill Bryson
Screw up my life?" He stared at me for a second and then said, deadpan, "I'm a five-foot-three, thirty-seven-year-old, single, Jewish medical examiner who needs… — Jim Butcher
It seemed to Scobie that life was immeasurably long. Couldn’t the test of man have been carried out in fewer years? Couldn’t we have committed… — Graham Greene
In the United States, the last recorded clitoridectomy for curing masturbation was performed in 1948--on a five year old girl. — Eve Ensler
It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old. — Charlaine Harris
The place didn't look the same but it felt the same; sensations clutched and transformed me. I stood outside some concrete and plate-glass tower-block, picked… — Penelope Lively
Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding. "How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single movie… — MaryJanice Davidson
Mum said earlier what a lovely dress you’re wearing.” Beryl’s eyebrows wriggled like two tiny tapeworms. “This?” she said. “But I’ve had this for years.”… — Derek Landy
Nellie Gomez awoke to a splitting headache. Worse, she was still hungry. "Where's my croissant?" she demanded of the person leaning over her. "Dear child,"… — Gordon Korman
I try to think of something catchy to say, but there's nothing but irritation that something that was funny yo an eleven-year-old boy is still… — Maggie Stiefvater
He was the most perfectly formed man she'd ever imagined. He was movie stars, men in underwear commercials, guys at the gym, the construction worker… — Jude Deveraux
Oh, I forgot to tell you," Cookie said. "Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for all the lonely… — Darynda Jones
What happens when she's not my memory anymore? What happens when she's not around to tell me about his belt leaving scars across my two-year-old… — Melina Marchetta
So you’re suggesting we take the train up to York, meet a ninety-year-old man, leap on him, and yank out his hair? I’m sure the… — Cassandra Clare
As he fell toward the highway, a horrible scenario flashed through his mind: his body smashing against an SUV's windshield, some annoyed commuter trying to… — Rick Riordan
What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died? — Erich Segal
But it's Posy, Gale's five-year-old sister, who helps the most. She scoots along the bench to Octavia and touches her skin with a tentative finger.… — Suzanne Collins
What is the sound of an eighty-nine-year-old heart breaking? — Sebastian Barry
At my core, there is nothing. Neither is it parched wastelands. At my core, there is love. I'll go on loving that ten-year-old boy named… — Haruki Murakami
Live your life like you're 80 looking back on your teenager years. You know if your dad calls you at eight in the morning and… — Taylor Swift
David held up his hands. "Hold it. This is going nowhere. You two are both afraid, and being afraid makes you angry, and being angry… — Cate Tiernan
It's my heart that is tired. A thirteen-year-old heart shouldn't feel like this. — Markus Zusak
When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we… — Janet Evanovich
A hysterical young woman with flowing brown hair is also called from 4, but she's quickly replaced by a volunteer, an eighty-year-old woman who needs… — Suzanne Collins
For me, it's been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity. I've been… — Bill Watterson

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