Year Old Quotes

1036 Year Old quotes by 850 unique authors

When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing… — Steven Wright
The telephone is a 100-year-old technology. It's time for a change. Charging for phone calls is something you did last century. — Niklas Zennstrom
If I were to ask the famous Henry Ford to come over here and do what I tell him to do, would he do it?… — Meher Baba
These growth hormones, where can I get a bunch of them? Is there some way that, with electricity, you could stimulate your own growth hormones?… — David Lynch
Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of… — Terry Pratchett
…there is no straightforward negotiation with a four year old… — John Irving
The general impression is that fifteen year-old Dolly remains morbidly uninterested in sexual matters, or to be exact, represses her curiosity in order to save… — Vladimir Nabokov
Between the ages of fourteen and twenty-four, foreplay changes from being something that boys want to do and girls don't, to something that women want… — Nick Hornby
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there… — Andy Rooney
Dr. Armonson stitched up her wrist wounds. Withen 5 minutes of the transfusion he declared her out of danger. Chucking her under the chin, he… — Jeffrey Eugenides
The truth is, part of me is every age. I’m a three-year-old, I’m a five-year-old, I’m a thirty-seven-year-old, I’m a fifty-year-old. I’ve been through all… — Mitch Albom
A Manhattan lawyer who describes himself as "America`s leading expert on the militia movement" writes that he hugged his three-year-old kid the night of the… — Jim Goad
Junior was eleven. The statement is significant. There are a few peevish people in the world who believe that all eleven-year-old boys ought to be… — Bess Streeter Aldrich
There is no significant idea which cannot be explained to an intelligent twelve year old boy in fifteen minutes. — Leo Tolstoy
I spend most of my waking hours confronting and destroying things that I fear. A thousand-year-old master vampire was a tall order, but a girl's… — Laurell K. Hamilton
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year… — Jonathan Swift
I have a hundred-year-old aunt who aspires to sainthood, and whose only wish has been to go into the convent, but no congregation, not even… — Isabel Allende
Inside every seventy-year-old is a thirty-five-year-old asking, 'What happened? — Ann Landers
I took my coffee into the dining room and settled down with the morning paper. A woman in New York had had twins in a… — Shirley Jackson
Carmelia Montiel, a twenty-year-old virgin, had just bathed in orange-blossom water and was strewing rosemary leaves on Pilar Ternera's bed when the shot rang out.… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I remember hearing myself start to whimper, a five-year-old, crouched by the side of the road, staring into my father's eyes, whimpering because it was… — Kelley Armstrong
Women's lib, Frannie had decided, was nothing more nor less than an outgrowth of the technological society. Women were at the mercy of their bodies.… — Stephen King
There will be all these fifty-year-old women wearing hot pants and squeezing themselves into pretzel shapes and then there will be me. Just reaching for… — E. Lockhart
So it took an eight-year-old child to bring 'em to their senses.... That proves something - that a gang of wild animals can be stopped,… — Harper Lee
I'm sick of the ignorance that lack of funding has generated, of the fathers who apporach me at dinner parties with their four-year-old girls clasped… — Koren Zailckas

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