Year Old Quotes

1036 Year Old quotes by 850 unique authors

Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old. — Robert Muchamore
I believe in myself like a five-year-old believes in himself. They say look at me, look at me! Then they do a flip in the… — Kanye West
I'm pro-choice because I've never been a fourteen-year-old incest victim pregnant by her father, or a woman who's going to die if her pregnancy continues,… — Laurell K. Hamilton
Remember when you fell out of that tree on the farm when you were ten, and broke your arm? Remember how he made them let… — Cassandra Clare
It would be inappropiate, undignified, at 38, to conduct friendships or love affairs with the ardour or intensity of a 22 year old. Falling in… — David Nicholls
It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it! — Chuck Palahniuk
Never read a book that is not a year old. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
No eleven-year-old has any real grasp of death. He doesn't have any real concept of other people--that they feel pain, even that they exist. And… — Lionel Shriver
Let's just say that if you were stealing TVs instead of thoughts, you would have been caught by a half-deaf, mostly blind, fifteen year old… — Elizabeth Chandler
I have let things slip, a thirty-year~old cargo boat Stubbornly hanging on to my name and address. — Sylvia Plath
Nellie grinned. "I always wanted to go to Venice. It's supposed to be the romance capital of the world." "Sweet," put in Dan. "Too bad… — Gordon Korman
I discovered that seventeen-year-old girls have such huge verbal energy that their brain drives them to expend it every twenty seconds. On the third day… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
I tell you that there are eighty-plus-year-old nudists cavorting on your property, Ashley O'Ballivan, and all you can do is laugh? — Linda Lael Miller
I am a librarian. I discovered me in the library. I went to find me in the library. Before I fell in love with libraries,… — Ray Bradbury
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves. — Bill Watterson
People do not give it credence that a fourteen-year-old girl could leave home and go off in the wintertime to avenge her father's blood but… — Charles Portis
I didn't do it,' he insisted. 'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked. 'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a seven-year-old girl,' Daphne said.… — Michael Buckley
This worked out perfectly for me in college, because what nineteen-year-old Virginia boy doesn't want a wide-hipped, sarcastic Greek girl with short hair that's permed… — Tina Fey
I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor — Tucker Max
A bit of theory as we settle down for lunch: the waiter's treatment of Kitty is actually a kind of sandwich, with the bottom bread… — Jennifer Egan
Do you have any idea how hard it is to tail an eighty year-old woman Its hard. Really hard. Really...slow. -Grabrielle — Ally Carter
I said the first thing that came into my head unfortunately. "Save the drama for your mama " I told her just like an eleven-year-old. — Charlaine Harris
Every mother can easily imagine losing a child. Motherhood is always half loss anyway. The three-year-old is lost at five, the five-year-old at nine. We… — Karen Joy Fowler
Then I noticed that my shadow was crying too, shedding clear, sharp shadow tears. Have you ever seen the shadows of tears, Mr. Wind-Up Bird?… — Haruki Murakami
I'm a 48-year-old writer who can remember being a 10-year-old writer and who expects someday to be an 80-year-old writer. I'm also comfortably asocial --… — Octavia Butler

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