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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.
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When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!
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Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts…
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Hiroshima”, I find a few of the lines to be very poignant yet hopeful. These lines are: “But in Hiroshima, some people…
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Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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In a wristwatch, imagine the battery is in the strap and there's a medical sensor in there connected to the internet. If…
— Donald Sadoway
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Your shoes have to match your belt. That's rule number one for guys. You can't put the brown shoes with the black…
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A cold blast hit him and he laughed at the sting as he stepped outside, surveyed the night sky, and drank deeply.…
— J R Ward
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Rahel’s toy wristwatch had the time painted on it. Ten to two. One of her ambitions was to own a watch on…
— Arundhati Roy
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When I started running, a gadget was a wristwatch with a secondhand on it.
— Don Kardong
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This B.I.G. nigga, this Pac. Minus six shots, but it's still this hot. Thirty grand and that's just for the wristwatch. Hate…
— J. Cole
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