Best Witty Facebook Status Sayings
- Wow, that is a nice lookin pair of Crocs. Said no one ever — Becca
- After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity. — Becca
- Best invention ever; a mirror that takes pictures — Becca
- If a woman asks you a question, its better to tell her the truth , chances are shes asking you because she already knows the… — Becca
- I didnt say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. — Becca
- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room — Becca
- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Becca
- Without ME, its just AWESO. — Becca
- Did you know? Its impossible to say Good Eye Might without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :) — Becca
- I speak my mind, I never mind what I speak! — Aaraf
- I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy. — Jarod Kintz
- Forget the past cause you can't change it...and forget the present...cause I didn't get you one. — Drake
- Fighting on internet is like competing in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you are still a Retard — Chris Sullivan
- Practice safe lunch. use a condiment. — Erica Jade Montoya
- Dear Illiterate People, If you read something...(probably just on Facebook) the correct past tense spelling is NOT RED The most you may have read is… — Unknown Author
- If you can't find the key to success, pick the lock. — Richie
- If you hear an Onion Ring, answer it — Toni Watson
- Avoid Fruit and Nuts. You are what you eat! — Becca
- People that always write statuses and comment their happy their single, aren't. — Livefree2dream44
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. — Nateman
- At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. — Shubhi Sharma
- Dear math , I liked you a whole lot more before you and the alphabet started hooking up Sincerely, All students. — Xuan Ta
- They used to call me a silent killer back in school cause I used to make a lot of noise. — Simon Quperlier
- Ill change my second name to Boss, then ill call my son Lyka, so his full name will be Lyka Boss. — Simon Quperlier
- I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the… — Shantanu Arora
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