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Witty Facebook Status Quotes by Young Siddiq Prince
- Thinks there needs to be a no drama please button on Facebook. One click would be worth a thousand words.
- If you are going to be offended by other peoples opinions then maybe you should consider keeping yours to yourself
- I'm sorry.I didn't get the memo that said I had to blow sunshine up your ass today!!
- There was a time when I gave a shit, don't be confused, this ISN'T it!
- It's not called being a bitch or misunderstanding.It's called being realistic. I don't have time for petty bull shit. I can be gone just as…
- It's a good thing I actually care and ask , if you're going to be like that then I won't ask anymore.
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