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Witty Quotes by Vedica
- Before assuming try this awesome thing called asking
- Now you are just somebody I knew. . so stay away. .
- I am going to buy you a condom coz if u r going to act like a dick you should be dressed like one.
- Find what you love, and let it destroy you. . .
- I am going to stand outside , so if anybody asks I am outstanding.
- Money cant buy happiness but it can buy fabulous things which can totally make you d happiest
More Witty Quotes
- Under every stone lurks a politician. — Aristophanes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. — Jane Austen
- Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. — Richard Bach
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead