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Witty Quotes by Robert Orben
- Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
- Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
- Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
- A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
- The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
More Witty Quotes
- Under every stone lurks a politician. — Aristophanes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. — Jane Austen
- Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. — Richard Bach
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead