Robert Orben Quotes

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• I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
• A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
• Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.
• Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
• I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is a…
• I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless…
• If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.
• THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.
• The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world
• Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
• I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
• Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend…
• All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it…
• It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.
• To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
• If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.
• We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.
• Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
• To exercise is human; not to is divine.
• I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?

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