All Robert Orben Quotes
- The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss. Chance
- What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds. Bother
- With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal! Bust
- I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they… Arm
- Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. Cereal
- There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers… Been
- The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. All
- Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' God
- Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is… Insecure
- President Ford used humor a great deal. Deal
- Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's… Advice
- Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. Failure
- Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. America