All Robert Orben Quotes
- Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. Flies
- Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? Election
- Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! Confused
- Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are… Countries
- There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. All
- Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. Bringing
- There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Air
- If you can laugh together, you can work together. Cooperation
- Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. Down
- Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. Delivered
- Do your kids a favor - don't have any. Any
- More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. American
- Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. Arrangement
- Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. Crabgrass
- Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. Fitness
- I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her.… Arms
- In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight,… Alternative
- Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. Big
- Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. Continues
- Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. Concept