Crabgrass Quotes
- Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. — Dave Barry
- A properly functioning free market system does not spring spontaneously from society's soil as crabgrass springs from suburban lawns. Rather, it is a complex creation… — George Will
- Only a fool takes offense at the truth, Jessamine. They are awful, of that there is no question. But they are also very charming. Purveyors… — Maryrose Wood
- The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the… — P.J. O'Rourke
- Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. — Robert Orben
- Lie down and listen to the crabgrass grow. — Marya Mannes
- Lie down and listen to the crabgrass grow The faucet leak, and learn to leave them so. — Marya Mannes