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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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The great gift of conversation lies less in displaying it ourselves than in drawing it out of others. He who leaves your…
— Jean de la Bruyere
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God is well pleased when all our actions proceed from love, love to Himself, and love to immortal souls.
— George Whitefield
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People could achieve much more if only they would put in more effort. You must take responsibility for your own life. Be…
— Johan Oscar Smith
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If, as Niko asks, you show them mercy, then the gods will be well pleased.
— Janet Morris
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Serve God, and God will take care of you. Submit to His will, trust in His grace, and resign yourself into His…
— Gardiner Spring
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God is so boundlessly pleased with Jesus that in him he is altogether well pleased with us.
— Charles Spurgeon
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But if anything in thy own dispositiongives thee pain, who hinders thee from correcting thy opinion? And even if thou art pained…
— Marcus Aurelius
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Our farmers round, well pleased with constant gain, like other farmers, flourish and complain.
— George Crabbe
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To her who gives and takes back all, to nature, the man who is instructed and modest says, Give what thou wilt;…
— Marcus Aurelius
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America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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The problem of reconciling human suffering with the existence of a God who loves, is only insoluble so long as we attach…
— C.S. Lewis
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I had done all that I could, and no Man is well pleased to have his all neglected, be it ever so…
— Samuel Johnson
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