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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay…
— Dave Barry
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I am a journalist and, under the modern journalist's code of Olympian objectivity (and total purity of motive), I am absolved of…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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I suppose, in the end, we journalists try - or should try - to be the first impartial witnesses of history. If…
— Robert Fisk
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A critical function that we journalists perform at political conventions is to try to get into parties that we have not been…
— Dave Barry
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We [journalists] tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.
— Arthur Hays Sulzberger
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We journalists are never so idiotic as when we analyze things that we shouldn't be analyzing.
— Joe Klein
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I pointed out that the Atlanta Olympic bomber - as well as Timothy McVeigh and the people who protest against gay rights…
— Juan Williams
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As I glanced at the phraseology of the research report, dull and unfathomable to outsiders like me, I thought that if you…
— Jon Ronson
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We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about any wacky thing they tell us, especially…
— Dave Barry
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