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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Organs, faculties, powers, capacities, or whatever else we call them; grow by use and diminish from disuse, it is inferred that they…
— Herbert Spencer
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If dandelions were rare and fragile, people would knock themselves out to pay $14.95 a plant, raise them by hand in greenhouses,…
— Robert Fulghum
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We listen to those whom we know to be of the same opinion as ourselves, and we call them wise for being…
— Walter Savage Landor
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We make our fortunes and we call them fate.
— Benjamin Disraeli
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We have always underestimated the cell...The entire cell can be viewed as a factory that contains an elaborate network of interlocking assembly…
— Bruce Alberts
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There are a lot of universities that are as dangerous with the indoctrination of the children as terrorists are in Iran or…
— Glenn Beck
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For fidelity, devotion, love, many a two-legged animal is below the dog and the horse. Happy would it be for thousands of…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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We call them faerie. We don't believe in them. Our loss.
— Charles de Lint
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The world is made up of the big things and the small ones. And the part that's so unfair is that we…
— Dakota Fanning
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Now, a lot of what we are doing right now, quite frankly, is because of what happened on Christmas. Many of the…
— Janet Napolitano
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As has been said, standards are always out of date - that is why we call them standards.
— George Will
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Islam is based on naql (texts) and ‘aql (intellect). Some people just have the texts – we call them naql-heads.
— Hamza Yusuf
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