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• It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic. — Russell Baker
• Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying. — Brendan Morrison
• The inside of my wallet is pasture(past your) green. — Drake
• I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with… — Rodney Dangerfield
• I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet. — Al McGuire
• I have found the most valuable thing in my wallet is my library card. — Laura Bush
• Libraries are community treasure chests, loaded with a wealth of information available to everyone equally, and the key to that treasure chest… — Laura Bush
• Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.'… — Robin Williams
• Yes, the deficit doctors have their scalpels out all right, but they're not poised over the budget. That's as fat as ever… — Ronald Reagan
• Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta… — Mike Birbiglia
• It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky... — Mitch Hedberg
• For me, the international expansion of eBay was the best idea. We are now in 35 countries, and have a huge global… — Meg Whitman

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