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Ellen DeGeneres has 260 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back…
— Jimmy Buffett
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The one thing I hate about other managers is waffle that is nowhere near the truth. I would never conduct myself like…
— Alan Pardew
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Sometimes after an enjoyable family home evening, during a fervent family prayer, or when our entire family is at the dinner table…
— Marlin K. Jensen
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If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.
— Zach Galifianakis
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We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.
— Amy Poehler
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I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.
— Amy Poehler
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Late February, and the air's so balmy snowdrops and crocuses might be fooled into early blooming. Then, the inevitable blizzard will come,…
— Unknown Author
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Even for the most excitable preacher, there was nothing inherently sinful about a waffle.
— Simon Schama
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Clouds of a different sort signal an environmental holocaust without precedent. Once again, world leaders waffle, hoping the danger will dissipate. Yet…
— Al Gore
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I've waffled before. I'll waffle again.
— Howard Dean
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Life is too short to wonder where you hid your waffle maker.
— Paula Deen
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You know how sports teach kids teamwork and how to be strong and brave and confident? Improv was my sport. I learned…
— Emma Stone
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