Waffles Quotes

52 quotes by 42 authors

Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away. — Nancy Mitford
The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I… — Bill Hicks
I'm really into food; it's one of my favourite things - everything from potato waffles to lobster. — Paloma Faith
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. — Mitch Hedberg
Why can't I just eat my waffle? — Barack Obama
Sounded like a load of waffle to me." "There was some important stuff hidden in the waffle. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle! — Lauren Myracle
[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh… — Rick Riordan
That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle. — Jonathan Stroud
What do you miss about being alive?" The sound of my mom singing, a little off-key. The way my dad went to all my swim… — Laurie Halse Anderson
if you make waffles, throw out the first one. — George Lopez
It took about three minutes for the unassuming Waffle House to become the new offices of the law firm of Amber, Amber, Amber, and Madison.… — Maureen Johnson
Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron. — Raymond Chandler
Now, see," Wes said, nodding at my plate, "this is going to blow your mind." I looked at him. "It's a waffle, not the second… — Sarah Dessen
Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St.… — Charles M. Schulz
Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over artâ€“before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is… — Gordon Korman
Waffles are just awesome bread. — John Green
Waffles. Im craving waffles." Bex rolled onto her side. "Tell your waffles hi for me. — Ally Carter
...a taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like… — John Green
Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldnâ€™t just go… — Ellen DeGeneres

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