Waffles Quotes
52 quotes by 42 authors
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Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
— Nancy Mitford
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The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I…
— Bill Hicks
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I'm really into food; it's one of my favourite things - everything from potato waffles to lobster.
— Paloma Faith
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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Why can't I just eat my waffle?
— Barack Obama
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Sounded like a load of waffle to me." "There was some important stuff hidden in the waffle.
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!
— Lauren Myracle
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[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh…
— Rick Riordan
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That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle.
— Jonathan Stroud
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What do you miss about being alive?" The sound of my mom singing, a little off-key. The way my dad went to all my swim…
— Laurie Halse Anderson
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
— George Lopez
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It took about three minutes for the unassuming Waffle House to become the new offices of the law firm of Amber, Amber, Amber, and Madison.…
— Maureen Johnson
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Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron.
— Raymond Chandler
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Now, see," Wes said, nodding at my plate, "this is going to blow your mind." I looked at him. "It's a waffle, not the second…
— Sarah Dessen
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Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St.…
— Charles M. Schulz
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Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is…
— Gordon Korman
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Waffles are just awesome bread.
— John Green
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Waffles. Im craving waffles." Bex rolled onto her side. "Tell your waffles hi for me.
— Ally Carter
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...a taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like…
— John Green
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Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn’t just go…
— Ellen DeGeneres
Who Wrote These Waffles Quotes
42 authors contributed a total of 52 Waffles Quotes, led by these top contributors: