Waffles Quotes

52 Waffles quotes by 42 unique authors

Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice… — Jimmy Buffett
The one thing I hate about other managers is waffle that is nowhere near the truth. I would never conduct myself like that. — Alan Pardew
Sometimes after an enjoyable family home evening, during a fervent family prayer, or when our entire family is at the dinner table on Sunday evening… — Marlin K. Jensen
If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles. — Zach Galifianakis
We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third. — Amy Poehler
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler
Late February, and the air's so balmy snowdrops and crocuses might be fooled into early blooming. Then, the inevitable blizzard will come, blighting our harbingers… — Unknown Author
Even for the most excitable preacher, there was nothing inherently sinful about a waffle. — Simon Schama
Clouds of a different sort signal an environmental holocaust without precedent. Once again, world leaders waffle, hoping the danger will dissipate. Yet today the evidence… — Al Gore
I've waffled before. I'll waffle again. — Howard Dean
Life is too short to wonder where you hid your waffle maker. — Paula Deen
You know how sports teach kids teamwork and how to be strong and brave and confident? Improv was my sport. I learned how to not… — Emma Stone
I know you're Belgian, that's where those waffles come from. — Alan Sugar
Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego. — Donald Glover
You shоuld eat а waffle! Yоu саn't bе sad іf уоu eat а waffle! — Lauren Myracle
That's usuаllу hоw thеу start, thе young оnеs. Meaningless waffle. — Jonathan Stroud
Waffles аrе јust awesome bread. — John Green
I knоw you're Belgian, that's whеrе thоsе waffles соmе frоm — Alan Sugar
I'm a love-it-or-hate-it person. I don't waffle. — Mindy Grossman
Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle. — Lou Reed
Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away. — Nancy Mitford
The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I… — Bill Hicks
I'm really into food; it's one of my favourite things - everything from potato waffles to lobster. — Paloma Faith
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. — Mitch Hedberg
Why can't I just eat my waffle? — Barack Obama

Who Wrote These Waffles Quotes

42 authors contributed a total of 52 Waffles Quotes, led by these top contributors: