Waffles Quotes

52 Waffles quotes by 42 unique authors

Sounded like a load of waffle to me." "There was some important stuff hidden in the waffle. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle! — Lauren Myracle
[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh… — Rick Riordan
That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle. — Jonathan Stroud
What do you miss about being alive?" The sound of my mom singing, a little off-key. The way my dad went to all my swim… — Laurie Halse Anderson
if you make waffles, throw out the first one. — George Lopez
It took about three minutes for the unassuming Waffle House to become the new offices of the law firm of Amber, Amber, Amber, and Madison.… — Maureen Johnson
Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron. — Raymond Chandler
Now, see," Wes said, nodding at my plate, "this is going to blow your mind." I looked at him. "It's a waffle, not the second… — Sarah Dessen
Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St.… — Charles M. Schulz
Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is… — Gordon Korman
Waffles are just awesome bread. — John Green
Waffles. Im craving waffles." Bex rolled onto her side. "Tell your waffles hi for me. — Ally Carter
...a taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like… — John Green
Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn’t just go… — Ellen DeGeneres
I love the smell of Waffle House; it's the smell of freedom, being on the open road and knowing that ninety percent of the people… — J.A. Redmerski
I pictured my mom, alone in our little apartment on the Upper East Side. I tried to remember the smell of her blue waffles in… — Rick Riordan
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps — Mitch Hedberg
Occasionally, I make waffles for breakfast for any employee who wants to talk to me. I make them around 8 A.M. as an incentive for… — David Ulevitch
No, you dont squirt waffles! - Freddie — ICarly
Tyler got the waffles, Devon covers bacon. 2DopeBoyz got the beef, we serve filet mignon shakin' — Odd Future
If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter — Due Date
Waking up and getting stoned, rub my eyes and check my phone. Open up the fridge to make some waffles there is no syrup in… — Unknown Author
Who LOVES waffles?!?!?! Gir does! — Unknown Author
I feel better when I'm fit, but I don't like to work out. I used to say, "I'm young; I don't need to." But I… — Amanda Bynes

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