Waffles Quotes

52 quotes by 42 authors

I love the smell of Waffle House; it's the smell of freedom, being on the open road and knowing that ninety percent of the people… — J.A. Redmerski
I pictured my mom, alone in our little apartment on the Upper East Side. I tried to remember the smell of her blue waffles in… — Rick Riordan
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps — Mitch Hedberg
Occasionally, I make waffles for breakfast for any employee who wants to talk to me. I make them around 8 A.M. as an incentive for… — David Ulevitch
No, you dont squirt waffles! - Freddie — ICarly
Tyler got the waffles, Devon covers bacon. 2DopeBoyz got the beef, we serve filet mignon shakin' — Odd Future
If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter — Due Date
Waking up and getting stoned, rub my eyes and check my phone. Open up the fridge to make some waffles there is no syrup in… — Unknown Author
Who LOVES waffles?!?!?! Gir does! — Unknown Author
I feel better when I'm fit, but I don't like to work out. I used to say, "I'm young; I don't need to." But I… — Amanda Bynes
If I had 10 ice-cubes and 11 bananas, how many waffles could get stuck on the roof? Purple, because aliens dont wear hats. — Bubbly
Well, Hello and hi there// never knew you were weird like me// thought I was the only one// now it seems like I'm not that… — Annonymous

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