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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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The mental body, like the astral, varies much in different people; it is composed of coarser or of finer matter, according to…
— Annie Besant
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Composers in the old days used to keep strictly to the base of the theme, as their real subject. Beethoven varies the…
— Johannes Brahms
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Man is only a moral being because he lives in society, since morality consists in solidarity with the group, and varies according…
— Emile Durkheim
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How are you going to teach virtue if you teach the relativity of all ethical ideas? Virtue, if it implies anything at…
— Robert M. Pirsig
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Word meanings are like stretchy pullovers, whose outline contour is visible, but whose detailed shape varies with use.
— Jean Aitchison
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Every role varies greatly, just as emotions vary greatly.
— Corin Nemec
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The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter.
— Zero Mostel
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The reason why we want to remember an image varies: because we simply 'love it,' or dislike it so intensely that it…
— Minor White
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Wind is a floating wave of air, whose undulation continually varies.
— Marcus Vitruvius Pollio
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But it's for every writer to decide his own pace, and the pace varies with the writer and the work
— Donna Tartt
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Time narrows or expands according to how we approach it. It varies with a man’s breadth, with his heart.
— Ilya Ehrenburg
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The world we inhabit is abundant beyond our wildest imagination. There are trees, dreams, sunrises; there are thunderstorms, shadows, rivers; there are…
— Paul Feyerabend
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