Valentine Quotes

332 Valentine quotes by 214 unique authors

Since love is a magic, Valentine's Day is the day of magicians! Whoever loves creates a magic; whoever is loved, a magic is created! — Mehmet Murat Ildan
In Valentine's Day or in any other day, the brightest star is not Venus or Jupiter but the very love in people's heart! — Mehmet Murat Ildan
If you love yourself first, you will find your Valentine much quicker! — Mehmet Murat Ildan
I was a sidelines child: never class president, never team captain, never the one with the most valentines in my box. — Lois Lowry
Any guy hates Valentine's Day. Even if you're in love, you can't win on Valentine's Day. If you're married, you can't win on Valentine's Day.… — Vince Vaughn
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. — Milton Berle
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. — Milton Berle
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. — Milton Berle
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. — Milton Berle
My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the… — Milton Berle
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. — Milton Berle
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. — Milton Berle
The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. — Milton Berle
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. — Milton Berle
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. — Milton Berle
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. — Milton Berle
In the crowd of a million people I'll find my valentine, and then I'll climb the highest steeple and tell the world he's mine. — Connie Francis
I just filmed a movie with my boyfriend, an indie film called 'Conception.' And it's kind of like an R-rated version of 'Valentine's Day.' So… — Sarah Hyland
She's my comforter and friend, I tell you she's that peace within. She's the lover in my home, she's the strength when I'm not strong.… — R. Kelly
My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words… — Leopold Fechtner
The essential question is not, however, how love began, but whether it is growing. — James Stalker
The first horror movie I saw, in first or second grade, was My Bloody Valentine [1981], where there's a deranged killer in a miner mask… — Christopher Bollen
Although the traditional focus of Valentine's Day is on women and the gifts they desire, this survey found that not only do men like to… — Christopher Parsons
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman
Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid. Forget… — David Letterman

Who Wrote These Valentine Quotes

214 authors contributed a total of 332 Valentine Quotes, led by these top contributors: