Valentine Quotes

332 Valentine quotes by 214 unique authors

It feels intensely twisted to see reigning industry queen Jenna Jameson chilling out at the Vivid booth in Jordaches and a latex bustier and to… — David Foster Wallace
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like… — Greg Giraldo
I don't really think of Valentines Day as much of a holiday, you should show love for people you care about everyday. — John O'Callaghan
Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird… — Jimmy Fallon
Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't… — Unknown Author
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because… — George Lopez
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia
Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old. — Stephen Colbert
Love is just a chocolate substitute. — Melanie Clark Pullen
Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. — Martha Stewart
Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. — Ingrid Michaelson
You are a work of art. — Steven Morrissey
I love you more than I could ever promise because you take me the way I am. — Ingrid Michaelson
I never knew that I could love someone the way that I love you. — Ben Rector
Your love is better than chocolate. Better than anything else that I've tried. — Sarah McLachlan
Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done. — Unknown Author
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. — Dion Boucicault
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. — Jay Leno
And all along I believed I would find you. Time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll… — Christina Perri
If you would and you could brighten my northern sky. — Nick Drake
Come close to me baby. Let your love hold you. I know this world is crazy, but what's it without you? — Common
If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February… — Cesar Romero
Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies… — Anna Howard Shaw
Once upon a time there was a Martian named Valentine Michael Smith. — Robert A. Heinlein
I've realized that although Valentine's Day can be a cheesy money making stint to most people, it's a day of expressing love across the world.… — Reeva Steenkamp

Who Wrote These Valentine Quotes

214 authors contributed a total of 332 Valentine Quotes, led by these top contributors: