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Larry the Cable Guy has 14 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling
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I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo
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I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm…
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I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
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I don't judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some of the…
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people
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We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it…
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I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got…
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Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.
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I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs…
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I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm…
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In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets;…
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Don't worry, Joe. Maybe you knew it was gonna happen to me, maybe you didn't. But by the old way of doin'…
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Each time your spouse does something that upsets you, tell him/her I love you more. Thats it, you kill ego right there,…
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When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets you, that is LOVE.
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