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- First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted…
- A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget…
- What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
- I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.
- Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink…
- I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the…
- It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I…
- Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.
- It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people…
- To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who are not as…
- One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around being awesome. Then…
- My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions.…
- Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the…
- When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On Garden…
- It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and…
- They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with…
- When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of…
- Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up…
- If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!
- People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right…
More Up Quotes
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman
- Beautician: the official occupation of the 'I wear too much make-up fat girl'. — Nikhil Saluja
- Successful people don't relax on a chair. They feel relaxed with their work. They sleep with their dreams and wake up with… — Ritu Ghatourey
- All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. — Aristotle
- Yet, so far from laboring to know the forbidden tree of worldly pleasures and its various fruits, man gives himself up to… — Johann Arndt
- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
- That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world, both blessed… — Timothy Garton Ash