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- I never even realized I was Jewish until I was practically grown up. Or rather, I used to feel that everybody in the world was…
- When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
- As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter…
- I'll tell you what justice is. Justice is a knee in the gut from the floor on the chin at night sneaky with a knife…
- Catch-22 did not exist, he was positive of that, but it made no difference. What did matter was that everyone thought it existed, and that…
- When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don't see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent…
- After he made up his mind to spend the rest of the war in the hospital, Yossarian wrote letters to everyone he knew saying that…
- Who's they?" He wanted to know. "Who, specifically, do you think is trying to murder you?" "Every one of them," Yossarian told him. "Every one…
- Someone had to do something sometime. Every victim was a culprit, every culprit a victim, and somebody had to stand up sometime to try to…
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- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman
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- All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. — Aristotle
- Yet, so far from laboring to know the forbidden tree of worldly pleasures and its various fruits, man gives himself up to… — Johann Arndt
- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
- That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world, both blessed… — Timothy Garton Ash