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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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But at school, I wasn't athletic, and if you're not athlete in high school, it's kind of hard to find your place,…
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In the technotronic society the trend would seem to be towards the aggregation of the individual support of millions of uncoordinated citizens,…
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The real truth about children is they don't speak the language very well. They're physically uncoordinated. And they are ignorant of our…
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I used to bring my sketchbook to gym class and doodle, because I am a very uncoordinated athlete.
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I did play two years of high school football and was very short and uncoordinated but the second year I was very…
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I'm so uncoordinated.
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I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something,…
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It’s true, and I was really hideous as a preteen. Tall and gawky. I used to bump my head into everything. Still…
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Cancer cells are fixed at an age where they are still too young to have learned the rules of the society in…
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After years of research in multiple locations with pot smokers of various ages, I've concluded that: 1. Some pot smokers are smart.…
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