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- Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. — Marie Anne de Vichy-Chamrond, marquise du Deffand
- The roughest thing I ever said to an umpire was, 'Are you sure?' — Rod Laver
- The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is… — Neville Cardus
- This bill would renounce the safe, proper, and acceptable role for Government as a referee of disputes between the governed. It would… — Strom Thurmond
- Every man's reason is his own rightful umpire. This principle, with that of acquiescence in the will of the majority, will preserve… — Thomas Jefferson
- I remember once in high school the umpire called me out at third base when I was sure I was safe. I… — Peter Falk
- My favorite umpire is a dead one. — Johnny Evers
- But, you may ask, if the two departments [i.e., federal and state] should claim each the same subject of power, where is… — Thomas Jefferson
- The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself. — Goran Ivanisevic
- Ed (Runge), you're the second best umpire in the league. The other twenty-three are tied for first. — Carl Yastrzemski
- Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that… — Christy Mathewson
- A good umpire is the umpire you don't even notice — Unknown Author