Red Barber Quotes
- Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
- It's like apples and oranges, you can't compare it. It was just a matter of playing anyone who was breathing.
- Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.
- When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.
- You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for…
- People see what they want to see.
- This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.
- Writing is easy. Just sit down and open a vein.
- When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.
- Running like a bunny with his tail on fire.
- He's sitting in the catbird seat.