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• I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. — Woody Allen
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• My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely. — Rodney Dangerfield
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• When I was a sophomore, a friend asked me to go to a local acting seminar with him. Two guys were very… — Jensen Ackles
• I only know two cats in this business that really had it all; Elvis was one of those guys, the other was… — Carl Perkins
• If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who… — Erma Bombeck
• If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flipper, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flipper, wouldn't… — Jack Handey
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