Two Guys Quotes

61 quotes by 58 authors

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. — Woody Allen
They have to convert our agenda into something aggressive. Two guys wanting to be happy together are invading their marriages. Helping a kid who's getting… — Barney Frank
People used to complain that selling a president was like selling a bar of soap. But when you buy soap, at least you get the… — David Brooks
It's strange, somebody asked for my autograph the other day. Because I finished school and I'm not really doing anything at the moment, I was… — Robert Pattinson
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I kiss a girl for a part, people think it's sexy. But if two guys kiss, suddenly there's a backlash. It's a double standard, — Olivia Wilde
Man, I have absolutely zero ability into narrowing absolutely any of my favorites into just one, but I have to say, I gotta go between… — Shawn Michaels
When I was a sophomore, a friend asked me to go to a local acting seminar with him. Two guys were very interested in me… — Jensen Ackles
I only know two cats in this business that really had it all; Elvis was one of those guys, the other was Ricky Nelson. There… — Carl Perkins
If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who tried to break… — Erma Bombeck
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flipper, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flipper, wouldn't you? You'd be… — Jack Handey
I'd like to be remembered. I'd like to think that someday two guys will be talking in a bar and one of them will say… — Cal Ripken, Jr.
I'm living with two guys. I'm living with a slob and a guy who sleeps all day. — Devon Sawa
If I've learned anything, it's there's just no drama, which is awesome. I've also just learned to read when it's a good time to talk… — Hillary Scott
You learn how to compromise and you learn how to read each other. Honestly, being in a band with two guys has prepared me so… — Hillary Scott
I just thought it could make a really cool movie. It's not that it's just a buddy comedy but it's all about two guys hating… — Sean William Scott
I think that always myself is my worst opponent. I always playing against myself first and then to the other one. So I'm playing against… — Gaston Gaudio
There's no dancing girls. We're kinda like secondary to the thing. It's a story about these two guys that are in love with this one… — Eric Carr
Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you… — Jerry Lawler
It takes two guys on a team to do very well in the end and be successful. — Ed Belfour

Who Wrote These Two Guys Quotes

58 authors contributed a total of 61 Two Guys Quotes, led by these top contributors: