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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our…
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It had become usual to give Napoleon the Credit for every Successful achievement and every stroke of good fortune. You would often…
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SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
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COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.
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FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.
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BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then…
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CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
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DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay…
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CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when…
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