Two Cows Quotes

9 quotes by 3 authors

• We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and… — Ellen DeGeneres
• It had become usual to give Napoleon the Credit for every Successful achievement and every stroke of good fortune. You would often hear one hen… — George Orwell
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. — Nikhil Saluja
• COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. — Nikhil Saluja
• FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. — Nikhil Saluja
• BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down… — Nikhil Saluja
• CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. — Nikhil Saluja
• DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay the taxes to… — Nikhil Saluja
• CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Two Cows Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 9 Two Cows Quotes as follows:

• 7 Two Cows Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Two Cows Quote by George Orwell
• 1 Two Cows Quote by Ellen DeGeneres