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Ellen DeGeneres has 260 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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Popular Two Cats quotes from across the collection:
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Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun
— Lloyd Alexander
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I have two cats at home in Minnesota with my family. Beau and Skippy
— Rachael Leigh Cook
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I only know two cats in this business that really had it all; Elvis was one of those guys, the other was…
— Carl Perkins
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We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit.
— Julia Barr
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I have a family and two cats; I get up with my kids early in the morning.
— Vanna White
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I wish you could see the two cats drowsing side by side in a Victorian nursing chair, their paws, their ears, their…
— Sylvia Townsend Warner
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I live alone with my one dog and they say it like it's a sad, it's a terrible thing. This woman lives…
— Julie Bowen
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My dog and two cats are such a vital part of my life. To say that I am their owner doesn't reflect…
— Tiffani Thiessen
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A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
— Benjamin Franklin
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We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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Cats have a sort of game they play when they meet. A player alternates between watching the strange cat and ignoring her,…
— Kij Johnson
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(The tree bend over. Suddenly, a hiss and a meow sounded an instant before two cats darted off across the backyard.) Look,…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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