Twitter Quotes

2154 Twitter quotes by 580 unique authors

It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a… — P.G. Wodehouse
Time wounds all heels. — Groucho Marx
The nice thing about twitter is the architecture of visibility. Email is invisible unless you reach out to someone directly. With Twitter, anyone can follow… — Tim O'Reilly
Always drink upstream from the herd. — Will Rogers
True love always makes a man better, no matter what woman inspires it. — Alexandre Dumas
One of the great uses of Twitter and Facebook will be to prove at the Last Day that prayerlessness was not from lack of time. — John Piper
live your eyeliner, breathe your lipstick, and kill for each other -Lady Gaga via twitter — Lady Gaga
I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates". — Steven Wright
Love can make you do things that you never thought possible — Phil Collins
I had to persuade a dog to swallow a pill. I twittered for advice and I got suggestion after suggestion. Most of them didn't work.… — Neil Gaiman
You can't ever be really free if you admire somebody too much. — Tove Jansson
Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything. — Teresa Medeiros
If a thing can be said in ten words, I may be relied upon to take a hundred to say it. I ought to apologize… — Stephen Fry
I love you, Rylann." He cupped her face, peering down into her eyes. "And now I finally have a good answer to the one question… — Julie James
The smell of that buttered toast simply spoke to Toad, and with no uncertain voice; talked of warm kitchens, of breakfasts on bright frosty mornings,… — Kenneth Grahame
Being on Twitter is like having a fern. — Steve Martin
It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of… — Marc Maron
Twitter," said Manny, waving his hand. "You know what that is? Termites with microphones. — Meg Wolitzer
Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English. — Rick Riordan
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. — Beverly Sills
My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was not… — Kerry Washington
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's… — Eugene McCarthy
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live. — Johnny Depp
All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often… — Benjamin Franklin
I started hearing Snapchat in the same context as Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. That got me curious. — Mitch Lasky

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