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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the…
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We've Tweeted him, we've stalked him [on] Facebook. We thought because he was so into volleyball he would have got back to…
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Hopefully Andy Carroll has only tweeted his hamstring.
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I Tweeted Keri Hilson the other day and she actually wrote back! I was so excited.
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When the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Affordable Care Act, Sarah Palin tweeted, 'Obama lies; freedom dies.' She's referring, I guess, to…
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I got live tweeted once by someone who was opposite my home in some rented accommodation. He was actually describing on twitter…
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But as far as Twitter, I'll be in a restaurant and I'll get home and somebody tweeted and they talked about what…
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Typing with your fingers or thumbs is sooooo 2012. I tweeted that earlier in the year. I type with my eyes. Not…
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I have never Twittered or Tweeted or even Chirped.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Imagine you can tell YouTube you have an hour to watch TV, and it would give you programming based around what you…
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I tweeted once, and I still stick to this, that I would love to marry a Croatian girl. I want my children…
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Twitter was like a poem. It was rich, real and spontaneous. It really fit my style. In a year and a half,…
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