Toothpicks Quotes

27 Toothpicks quotes by 25 unique authors

A samurai will use a toothpick even though he has not eaten. Inside the skin of a dog, outside the hide of a tiger. — Yamamoto Tsunetomo
He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. — Douglas William Jerrold
Bill Walton is incredible. If you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture. — Stan Albeck
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny… — Jack Handey
[on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks and silver sugar… — Edna St. Vincent Millay
I can snap your spine like a toothpick. — Dave Barry
It is disgusting to pick your teeth; what is vulgar is to use a gold toothpick. — Louis Kronenberger
When God's people are removed from this earth, you might as well try to dam up Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stem the flood… — Vance Havner
Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick — Charles Petzold
You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land. — Billy Sunday
Up there we see everything, Oakland to the left, El Cerrito and Richmond to the right, Marin forward, over the Bay, Berkeley below, all red… — Dave Eggers
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? — George Carlin
...When it was finished, the scaled dragon looked around and as the thing spotted V, a growl rippled up to the bleachers, then ended in… — J R Ward
To Garan's credit, the treatment of Dellian prisoners did change after that. One particularly laconic man, after a session in which Fire learned positively nothing,… — Kristin Cashore
Hey!" I turned, crossing my arms and glaring. "I was talking to him!" Tybalt eyed me with amusement, which just made me glare harder. "No,… — Mira Grant
Would you leave me alone, you walking pair of boots! Let go of my easel, you refugee from a luggage factory. If you need some… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Angel wanted them all to burn in h-e- double toothpicks forever. — James Patterson
Americans will eat anything if it is toasted and held together with a couple of toothpicks and has lettuce sticking out of the sides, preferably… — Raymond Chandler
Could you please explain to me exactly what the staff is that you carry?" Cronus proudly held the symbol of his power and authority aloft.… — Stuart Hill
Did she just call me a bleeding toothpick? Kill her! Kill her now! — Jennifer Estep
Jasmine smirke at the weapon in my hand. "That little toothpick won't save you, Gypsy." "Touthpick?" Vic muttered in an indignant voice. â€œDid she just… — Jennifer Estep
There is no dignity in a crying toothpick. — Obert Skye
It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set… — Douglas Adams
Yes. They are the words that finally turned me into the hermit I have now become. It was quite sudden. I saw them, and I… — Douglas Adams
When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a civil engineer. No joke. I would come home from school and build bridges out… — Bitsie Tulloch

Who Wrote These Toothpicks Quotes

25 authors contributed a total of 27 Toothpicks Quotes as follows: