Tits Quotes

105 Tits quotes by 81 unique authors

I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured… — Hunter S. Thompson
Sarcasm will make your tits fall off. — Christopher Moore
So basically I did this whole show carrying 100lbs, looking out of one eye, dancing â€“ and then my tits explode at the end. It's… — Lady Gaga
When you lead a life of scholarship you can't be bothered with the humorous realities, you know, tits, that kind of thing. — Harold Pinter
By the tits of Holy Agnes — Hilary Mantel
I had an interview once with some German journalistâ€”some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communistsâ€”maybe a week afterâ€”and she… — Karl Lagerfeld
Re'lar Kvothe," he said seriously. "I am trying to wake your sleeping mind to the subtle language the world is whispering. I am trying to… — Patrick Rothfuss
He handed her her cap and sunglasses, then put on his own while she frowned at them. â€œWhat is this?â€ â€œA disguise.â€ He grinned at… — Nora Roberts
It was strange to be naked in front of anybody. It was like that cold water out there in the bay: scary, you didnâ€™t think… — Lev Grossman
Good lord woman. If i had tits like yours I'd own half the world by now. — Patrick Rothfuss
For a moment I can't help thinking how decent he is - that there's some hope for him beyond the obnoxious image he displays. Maybe… — Melina Marchetta
If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some money… — Richard Kadrey
You want to dance with me, angel tits? — Edward Albee
Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits. — Yahtzee Croshaw
You're going to get yourself into a lot of trouble." "Why?" "Because of her right there. Do you know what Daisy would do if you… — Jessica Sorensen
What are you looking at sugar-tits? — Mel Gibson
Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican… — Orebela Gbenga
Ladies, want guys to start paying more attention to you? Then start flashing your tits. — Nikhil Saluja
Society: Every girl is beautiful. Fat girls: Really? Skinny girls: Really? Curvy girls: Really? Scene girls: Really? Preppy girls: Really? Geeky Girls: Really? White girls:… — Harriet Morgan
I'm disappointed in women who feel the need to post a booby picture in order get attention! I would rather be last in the popularity… — Stella

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