Tits Quotes

105 quotes by 81 authors

Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of the ballplayers had… — Jim Bouton
I'm feminine: I'm wearing a skirt, I own a bra. I think that whole big blonde look has been taken over by transsexuals now. I'm… — Alice Glass
So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided it would be… — Russell Howard
It's my body and if I want to do it like Michael Jackson, I will. My nose bothered me for a long time. Now it's… — Unknown Author
They always pencil in my boobs. I was only angry when they were really droopy... For King Arthur, for a poster, they gave me these… — Keira Knightley
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too. — Brad Wilkerson
A womanâ€™s beauty is supposed to be her grand project and constant insecurity. Weâ€™re meant to shellac our lips with five different glosses, but always… — Molly Crabapple
There are gods in Alabama: Jack Daniel's, high school quarterbacks, trucks, big tits, and also Jesus. — Joshilyn Jackson
He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young girls losing themselves,… — Jess C Scott
I like them cute, round tits and fat asses, educated so I can bust off on their glasses. — Luke the Evangelist
I don't watch reality TV much, but sometimes I'll be on the E! channel and see that show "Total Divas", about female wrestlers. It's like,… — Courtney Love
I always had a tremendous interest in big tits. — Russ Meyer
The most nervous I've ever been was on a 250 pound music video which is the first thing I ever did. And I stepped on… — Guy Ritchie
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's. — Groucho Marx
Tits always look better in a pink sweater. — George Carlin
Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt… — Christopher Moore
He liked women with little butts and big tits? Someone had played with one too many barbie dolls as a kid. — Kelley Armstrong
The man was useless as tits on a bull, but he didn't deserve to die like that. — Nora Roberts
I saw the movie, he said. I know what it's about. Listen to this. When girls get to be about twelve or so - he… — Jeffrey Eugenides
Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a… — Ricky Gervais

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