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Jeremy Clarkson has 85 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,…
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Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the…
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Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants…
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The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are…
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and…
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I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last…
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Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard…
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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
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Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called…
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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying…
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the…
— Jeremy Clarkson
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I love planting. I love digging holes, putting plants in, tapping them in. And I love weeding, but I don't like tidying…
— Jamaica Kincaid
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There was nothing medieval people liked better, or did better, than sorting out and tidying up. Of all our modern inventions I…
— C.S. Lewis
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The mindless junk of your past crowds out opportunities and sets pointless limitations. Move out the junk, and you create room for…
— Merlin Mann
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You are a terror, aren't you? Leave this yard alone. I know just where everything is in it, and I won't be…
— Diana Wynne Jones
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Conscious thought is the tidying up at the end.
— Mason Cooley
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Typical! I break my neck trying to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up!
— Diana Wynne Jones
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We knew we were doomed. The kiss was a warm acceptance of years of bickering, years of me consuming foods that I…
— Lisa Lutz
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