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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Thirteen thousand dollars a year is not enough to raise a family. That's not enough to pay your bills and save for…
— Thomas Carper
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When our children die, we drop them into the unknown, shuddering with fear. We know that they go out from us, and…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.
— Mae West
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My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night.
— Tom Cruise
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It is better to have a few forms well known than to teach a little about many hundred species. Better a dozen…
— Louis Agassiz
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The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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I had a weird situation were someone used my name to extort money from a woman. He took her for 60 or…
— Michael Biehn
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I could count my modeling jobs on my hands and toes. When I graduated from college, I moved to New York specifically…
— William Baldwin
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I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me…
— Richard Gere
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Sure I do, and if someone paid you six-thousand dollars a game, you'd have fun as well.
— Pete Rose
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I came into the game when I broke into the major leagues, the minimum salary was seven thousand dollars, and I'd have…
— Nolan Ryan
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