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• I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.
• I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.
• I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.
• I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his…
• What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them…
• I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face
• Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.
• As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England…
• I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets…
• I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat…
• If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to…
• People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're…

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